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  • Wednesday

    My mate Lynsey wants stories of sex, drugs and scandal... I could say what I got up to last night, but really, I need to keep that for my special, secret blog. Have to keep this one safe for mother and father-viewing.

    Actually that is a lie, I have no scandal to tell of. The most scandalous thing I have done in the past week, and that past week includes a night out, is probably hitting Crackhead's shuttlecock over the garden fence. The thing is, I don't seem to do fun, exciting things when I'm out on a binge drink anymore, I just kind of... mumble incoherently a lot, then fall over. Is anyone else having this problem?

  • Tuesday

    I thought I was being really neighbourly yesterday after work, by playing a strange game similar to tennis/badminton/football with the little kid from two doors up, who has so much E-number-fuelled energy that we nickname him 'crackhead'. Unfortunately I manged to bounce his tennis ball into old-people-neighbours garden, and then later I hit the shuttlecock over a high, locked garden gate. Oops sorry crackhead

    On the plus side our little traveller Charlie the cat ambled back down the street, to our great delight, as he had been missing for 24 hours since he thought we were taking him on a walk to Asda on Sunday. He was so delighted, that me AND Jonny were both going on such a long walk with him, he was actually smiling and bouncing about chasing the grass and sniffing the strange trees so far away from home. Poor little thing, if only he understood English, he would have understood we weren't taking him on a walk at all but actually saying 'GO BACK HOME YOU STUPID CAT.' As it was, he made it further than he's ever ventured before, right to the doors of Asda, then he started looking worried, confused, didn't understand the big glss doors, suddenly we were on the other side of the doors, disappearing into the big dark abyss... the last we saw of him was a little lost face mouthing the word 'Meaow...' as we abandoned him in the distance...

  • Welcome

    Hello world, welcome to my new blog, where you can listen to my inane drivel while I have a skive from work. This is just an experiment really, my Dad wanted to set up a blog to save him feeling guilty about never writing postcards when he goes on long sunny road-trips with his wife. So I said I'd find out about how to get a blog, and really, it was this easy.

    I have to say I am impressed by this blog company. In this 'Post Contents' bit I am typing in, thay have icons at the top of the page to format the font. There is 'F' for bold, then 'U' for underline (makes sense), 'K' for italic and 'D' for a deletion line. I think somebody had a bad hangover when they were coding this page.

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